The Onion: Americans Get Majority of Exercise While Drunk

The Onion News Network reports on a new and important clinical study: "Drinking to excess is now one of the most healthy activities Americans regularly do. Hoisting friends in the air in overly enthusiastic hugs, gesticulating wildly while telling stories, and chasing crying girlfriends down the street burns far more calories than most sober activities."

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Study: Americans Get Majority Of Exercise While Drunk

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