Yesterday Martha Stewart was a guest on Oprah Winfrey's show, and they made grilled cheese sandwiches. Did you know that Americans eat over two billion sandwiches a year? So of course after a confessional interview (there wasn't lemon in prison, make sure to have agreements with your best friends so they'll never testify against you), they spent some time at an in-studio Grilled Cheese Bar. Regular people food! Except Martha's upscale options includes things like harissa, cherry preserves, avocado, and beluga caviar (kidding about that last one).
Also, Martha would like nothing more than to come over your house and be served hot dogs. See this exchange:
Oprah: When you walk into a space, are you always looking at if the windows are clean or there are dustballs in the corner?
Martha: Absolutely not. I want people to know that. I'm not that critical a person.
Oprah: You're not?
Martha: No. I want to enjoy myself —
Oprah: So if you go to a friend's house for dinner you're not judging their china —
Martha: I like hot dogs! Please invite me for dinner. Please, friends. A lot of people say I can't have over Martha because I can't cook well enough. Well you know what? That's a fallacy and that's wrong. Because I am absolutely happy with grilled cheese sandwiches.
Video: Martha Can Dig on Hot Dogs, Grilled Cheese
Video: Martha and Oprah Make Grilled Cheese Sandwiches