Paula Deen Has Sex With Jay Leno on Television, for Ratings

Last night on the foundering good ship Lenopop, elderly Southern vixen Paula Deen appeared on the show to teach elderly unfunny roué Jay Leno how to make a meat-filled snake. Almost immediately the two were going at it, talking dirtier than a 99 cents-a-minute sex operator at 1-900-ELDR SEX [1-900-3537-739]. The last time, they met, you remember, they also engaged in oral sex.

This time it was worse and I'm just surprised viewers didn't have to give their credit card info. Probably one reason the segment wasn't behind a paywall is because unless your sexual proclivities tend toward the sad and the fattening.

Deen entered, Leno made a joke about how quiet she is sleeping. She came back with, "Can I tell you how quick you are? He's in and out before I knew it, y'all!" But that's just the tip. Just to see how it feels.

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