Political commentators Glenn Beck and Stephen Colbert both have your best interests at heart. Glenn Beck is shilling for the post-apocalyptic Food Insurance kits, which contain two-weeks worth of non-perishable food. For when, as Colbert puts it, "the world comes to an end, but will be all better in a couple of weeks." And, just in case the apocalypse comes in the form of a Food Insurance-brand beef stroganoff-transmitted virus, Colbert is offering Food Insurance Insurance for the low, low price of $89.99 a month. So you can sleep a little better at night.
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