As the Anthony Bourdain speaking tour continues to sweep America, he keeps the sound bites coming. While in Milwaukee, he expressed his sympathy for Bobby Flay ("They're sending this poor guy all over the country, to trailer parks and meth labs."), but as expected, saves his best zingers for his old pal Guy Fieri: "If I had to be him for five hours, I'd hang myself in a shower stall." [JSO]
The Quotable Bourdain
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