The Life & Times of Mentertainers

Speaking of Britain's Golden Boy Naked Chef, the Times Magazine's food issue dedicates a solid six online pages to following Jamie Oliver around as he explores Anytown USA and its obesity epidemic. If you can get through it, the slightly-puffy profile piece is full of quotes like "If he were just a professional do-gooder, Oliver, who is 34, would be a bore" and "The reason the world is still waiting for the Messiah is that most people don't actually want one." [NYT]