If you saw a someone trapped beneath a parked car what would you do? Now imagine that person was a celebrity. If you had any sort of conscience hopefully you'd help out your fellow human being and not shout bizarre questions in his or her face. Of course, in the world of Inside Amy Schumer that's not how things play out.
In this clip, the comedian spoofs celebrity gossip machine TMZ. Editor Patton Oswalt leads a mock pitch meeting with contributors that include an actual cockroach and a pile of shit Oswalt demanding more and more outrageous paparazzi fodder from staff. A dreadlocked Tim Meadows suggests a clip of Anthony Bourdain "doing a pretty bad job of hailing a cab." The soulless trapped-under-the-car commentary of course plays into an pun referencing the chef's CNN travelogue: "Looks like he's going to lose a few body parts...unknown." Watch the full sketch above.