Here's a story to warm your bulk toilet paper-loving heart: A couple got hitched inside their local Costco. According to local news station KEYT, Robert and Meredith Bonilla of Santa Maria, California "first laid eyes on each other" in the frozen food aisle of the membership-only warehouse club about a year ago, and that's precisely where they were wed last week surrounded by friends, family, and giant bags of those frozen mini quiches.
The couple said their vows at an altar constructed from wooden pallets after the bride "walked down an aisle lined with poinsettias" (priced the lowest of any in town, no doubt). Following the ceremony they kicked back in a double recliner chair from the furniture department, making the Bonillas almost as awesome as the Arizona couple that recently celebrated their 64th anniversary with nachos at Taco Bell.