Here comes a book from Barneys New York creative ambassador Simon Doonan called Gay Men Don't Get Fat. It will be "a stylishly slimming discourse that proves gay men really ARE French women: prone to disdain, favoring cheeky underwear, convinced of their own artistic brilliance, and (of course) calorie-obsessed." Really! Expect it Spring 2012 from Blue Rider Press. [Publisher Marketplace, Subscription Required]